8.18.2010

A Hilarious Cole Story (R-rated--be warned)

Cole was in the tub tonight playing. He had a cup he was using to scoop water. I was at the sink with my back to him.

C: Mom, look what I've got. I have Better Boobie Lotion. (As he's talking, he pours the water onto his nipples.)

K: What does that stuff do for you?

C: I don't know. Make your boobies better or sumpin'.

He's still got it. What's funny (or scary) is that he's getting to the age that he's starting to say those things because he anticipates that I'll laugh at them, not because he's naturally funny. Which he is that too.