A funny (and crude) story...I guess I should get used to crude around here

A conversation with Cole this morning (I love doing these):

(Cole stands in front of me in his underwear, and he pulls them down just enough to show me his bottom.)

C: Mom, smell my bottom. It's stinky.
K: I don't want to smell your stinky bottom.
C: No, smell my bottom.
K: I'm not gonna smell your bottom.
C: (dramatically) You hate me.
K: I don't hate you. You know I love you very much, but I'm not sure I love you enough to smell your stinky bottom.
C: It's not stinky!

Oh my. What does my future hold?


Gilbert Kerrigan said...

I have never known you to be scared to smell anything. Come on, smell the boy's bottom!

Connie said...

Only the beginning of raising 2 boys. I should know....oh my.

Mindy said...

i'm hedging my bets that he got that from his papa. :)

Valerie said...

Oh Kate, I'm so tickled. I can't even imagine life with a boy toddler.... guess things are really gonna change around here!

Terri said...

Hey, Garrett's new think is just to say stinky bottom all the time, and add as many funny things as he can to it. On a weekend stay with his grandparents this past weekend, he would only call my mom a stinky chicken burger bottom! Love, love, love our boys.

Holly Cooper said...

Sounds like my house. . . I love it!

Jessica said...

That is hilarious! "You hate me!" Too much!

Deaton, party of 5 said...

Miles likes to come tell me--my bottom itches, I need to get in the bath and NOT WASH HAIR. Cole could definitely have some interesting conversations with my two =).

Steph T. said...

Even though we don't know each other...I am a minister's wife also. I started a blog back in Jan. and have felt God saying...use it to connect other minister's wives to encourage and grow one another! So I googled and have found several of us out there! Anyway..don't know if you are interested, but thought I would stop in and say hello!
Stephanie Thomason